Score: 0

"Weak flash, horrific subject matter"

submission: This Flash Rocks!!!!

date: March 21, 2008

JackofWack has it. If you want snuff films, look at footage of the war. I'd rather see a poorly done flash with a better joke or a message that's - well - HEALTHY than I would a well done piece of drek.

And don't get me wrong, I loved Tankmen!

Score: 4

"Decisions, decisions..."

submission: Fags Are For Fags

date: December 25, 2007

I'm having a really hard time deciding between my strong dislike of smoking and my fondness for cock.

I'm splitting the difference. Don't hate.

Score: 10

"Read Lovecraft!"

submission: Cutethulhu

date: November 7, 2007

Seriously, one day I WILL have a plush necronomicon for my kids! =D

Excellent animation, intelligent joke, well delivered. Ten!

Score: 10

"Speech balloon"

submission: Spooky Scary Skeletons

date: October 27, 2007

Aaaaarrrgh!!! What did the ghostie SAY?!?

great flash, great composition, no repeats really.... Best vid I've seen in ages.

Score: 10

"Aye, and ye'll be wantin' a pint after this 'un!!!"

submission: The BINGE-er-bread Man

date: October 16, 2007

We had a different name for "soggy biscuit" when I was in college, but no one ever dared play.

Wonder what the rules are...?

This toon has style, plot, a heartwarming familiarity and a sexxy accent. Ten!

Score: 9

""I'll always be with you...In your heart.""

submission: Trans Fat

date: October 14, 2007

And what a chilling thought that is too!

The irony was wonderfully portrayed, and the graphics were nothing to sneeze at. I loved reading the scrolling news blurbs. Good work! Have a HJ.

Score: 6

"It's SEVEN toons, dude!"

submission: Queers of War

date: October 14, 2007

How can I rate this? There are several gems, a worthless piece of drek and one of them made ME want to pee on its author.

Still, love the collabs. I'm knocking thee stars off for the swastikas. Me love you long time, phobe!

Score: 6

"Good concept, slow and jerky movement..."

submission: DIGININJA NG v2.0

date: December 3, 2000

If you could clean up the motion a bit, it could be a very col game. Some hints on the "secret moves" would help.

Score: 6

"It might make a good game. So make it!"

submission: Innocence Lost- Story

date: December 3, 2000

Make the game, bud.